Here in the course of an insane Christmas gig season, I'm starting to assume previous the vacations in regards to the New Year 2012. My predictions and projections are as follows:
An App for that: Every human perform may have an app by the tip of the year. I’ve one to point out the place the general public relaxation rooms are and the place to get Starbucks so how far can we be from an iBlood Test, an iMood Enhancer, an iAppetite Controller / Satisfier, iOrgasm anyone?
Occupy this: Tent cities will spring up anyplace there are unemployed. Invest in canvas.
Electronic LED inexperienced hair: Led lighting matched with solar energy will give us such improvements as immediate hair shade modifications projected from LED earrings, necklaces, headbands, powered by photo voltaic collectors imbedded in our clothes.
Bizarre oddities: New species will begin showing to interchange these going extinct. Expect bare polar bears,
Reverse osmosis gills on fish, domed and gated communities for honey bees, Monsonto resistant wild corn and wheat, Oil consuming algae that can defecate plastic,
Music cliches banned: In a transfer to assist tradition evolve, BMI, ASCAP, SESEC and the Library of Congress will refuse to register songs that use cliches. Several complete genres go silent.
Chocolate declared a vegetable: Chocolate will take it's rightful place close to pizza as a vegetable at school cafeterias. It will soften everywhere in the meals pyramid making the entire thing extra appetizing.
Oil wells declared as individuals: If firms are folks, so are their offspring
Poor folks declared as non-persons: Are not they already?
News networks Suddenly understand how ridiculous they sound: At a aware elevating media conference, all the foremost TV News anchors and corespondents get a take a look at themselves after being secretly dosed with LSD / fact serum punch. They change into embarrassed, level and giggle, vow to without end shut up and go away. They ever go into restoration and the whole lot will get again to regular.
Performers who's demographic goals at intercourse enchantment, will seem bare with no sound: Britney, and that entity ilk will understand that manufacturing prices might be lower to nearly zero if they only do bare net cam with no sound. Their earnings soar.
CD gross sales will increase at bare gigs. Performers nonetheless making an attempt to promote CDs discover bare merch desk is the one strategy to go.
And who is aware of what else would possibly occur? The Christmas tune broadcast that my writing accomplice / drummer Jax Resto and I did together with bassist Bri Hays, was good enjoyable regardless of some technical difficulties. I'll carry out these two songs once more with Jax quickly. In the meantime I fed her one other one liner and he or she returned two lyrics to me in a single day. The woman could also be my greatest Christmas current but. Has Santa despatched me a human tune writing machine? I nonetheless have the Christmas weekend to play at my common gig at Back Eddy Bistro, a non-public Boxing Day Party and the New Year weekend. Then the busy season is on us right here in southwest Florida. I nonetheless plan to get extra performed this year than final. I don’t do resolutions. I simply keep busy on my objectives. Adjusting them as time strikes ahead. I write, I carry out, I make new alliances, my enterprise grows, I keep wholesome, I understand my happiness hourly. I make good Karma. Happy New Year!